6. Farting and burping. All. The. Time.
We’re human and it happens. My man and I had to put the kibosh on the farting free-for-all when it because sincerely repulsive. May you never get there with your loved one. This isn’t the set of The Klumps; have some decency.
7. Telling each other “I love you” by farting in front of each other, because they are the only person you are comfortable enough with to do that.