4.You inspect each other’s weird hairs and moles and other bodily growths.
If you’ve ever checked your partner’s butt for hemorrhoids, you might be in a LTR. (You also might need some space and your partner should probably go to an actual doctor.) I like to do what I call “inspection” on my man’s face, where I get to tweezer overgrown beard hairs. It is the highlight of my life and I once met Oprah, so you know I’ve had a good life.
5. You sing to your pets.
My fiancé and I have about 10,000 different songs for our dogs; my favorite is simply called “It’s doggie dinner time” and just involves us sing-screaming “It’s doggie dinner time!” over and over again until our pups absolutely lose it. It’s the best.