2.You give each other the weirdest nicknames.
“BooBoo Honey Face,” “Boner Pants,” “Shmoopadoop,” “Juicy Top,” and “Pepper Jelly.” These are just a handful of the magical nicknames we call each other in private.
3.You’ve tried on each other’s clothes.
Although my giant/luscious hips can’t fit into my man’s jeans, he has gotten drunk and put on one of my bras and ran around the house yelling, “I’m Laura! I have b00*bs! HAHAHAHA/*puke*.” Don’t worry, I got it all on tape.