This hei-nous handshake
Why are handshakes so hard?
Aren’t high fives so much easier?
I’m starting a petition now to eliminate handshakes completely and replace them all with high fives so we never have to witness something like this again.
This public confession
Another case of the “nice guy” blaming women for his single status.
I hope he had a great birthday dinner at PF Changs!
I’m sure his soulmate magically showed up and they’ve been living happily ever after ever since sharing that egg roll appetizer.