15 Horror Movies That Are Basically Just P0-rn


14. Piranha 3D

Yes, it’s adolescent soft-core p0- rn, but it would still probably suit having a playful trumpet theme in the background to most of the scenes.

The two Piranha films might sound like they should have been left to rot on SyFy, but thanks to a very “clever” marketing campaign of basically just putting large, barely clad on the posters and claiming it was all comedy, the first film got a sequel.

It dresses up cynical endless shots as movie junkfood, but it worked, so who’s arguing? Certainly not the studio, who greenlit a second, and sought an even greater opportunity for smut by introducing a plot that centred on the introduction of an section in a waterpark.

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